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Angry Factory
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Break Time
03:43
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Harold
04:06
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Floating Holiday
02:26
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Harold Lyrics
Harold, step into my office for a moment
Harold, I’ve noticed some irregularities in your form 29 Q
Harold, if I were reviewing your performance, I would say that you are a quality product but were damaged in shipping
Harold, when I began this job I inherited a list from predecessor. Harold, does your name belong on that list?
Harold, there comes a time when every company must separate the wheat from the chaff, and right now, your middle name is Chaff.
Harold, are you a square peg, or a round hole?
Harold, I would say your performance meets expectations. Much as one meets a questionable lady in a seedy bar on the outskirts of town.
Harold, at this company we must make the hopes and dreams of our shareholders our hopes and dreams. I spoke with one of our shareholders just the other day Harold. She wants a pony. Do you want a pony Harold?
Harold, bullet point 5 of your resume says that you are a motivated self starter with a mind like a steel trap. Tell me, what is the last thing you caught in that trap. Tell me, what has that trap caught lately?
Harold, this company offers an excellent salary, comprehensive benefits and a generous 401K. I’m going to need you to go ahead and pick 2.
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